Juvenile Blunt Nosed Viper Paid Me a Visit

Blunt Nosed Viper
Blunt Nosed Viper

Rescued from my cat and relocated. The only endemic deadly snake on the island, one of the many nocturnal animals that visits my ponds after dark. He would have kept coming back until either he or one of my dogs or cats were dead, so I had to catch him (wasn’t hard since my cat had him cornered) and release him deeper into the forest. Wheezed, hissed, self-inflated and tried to strike me the whole time I had him in the bucket, pretty tough for a baby.

Dear city dweller,

If you have knowledge enough to be reading this, you know that we have the tools to be both self employed and self sufficient. To be self aware. There are no real opportunities for our generation in the matrix except for the chosen few with well-connected parents, but we don’t need to live in the matrix since we have chosen to awaken.

Fellow slaves of the empire, work and save and prepare for your eventual freedom. If we build simple shelters and grow food and grow love, then all we need false currency for is luxuries; long distance travel or gadgets, so there can’t really be any pressure to ‘succeed’ unless it’s invented by our minds, by our parents corrupting voices echoing in our skulls, telling us our lives somehow aren’t enough. We can silence those voices by supporting each other, together we’re louder than the voices, we’re stronger than them.

Once you’ve made your home on the land, you can collect a few paper notes here and there to pay for tools and luxuries and not live or die based on the fluctuations of the market. While the rich and working poor are miserable and filled with hate because they constantly fear waking up one day and finding they’ve lost everything they had, the self sufficient have nothing to lose but life itself, and cannot truly be unhappy or afraid.

Self sufficiency is a great thing, if you have the knowledge to take care of yourself using your natural surroundings and simple tools, and have the love and support of your found family; the true community you grow around you, for the times you’re too sick or tired to take care of yourself, you’ll never have to fear life.

With the mountains and the sea surrounding you, your hands planted in the earth, your mind floating in the clouds, all that’s left to do is to experience each beautiful day as it comes, with nothing to break your spirit because you don’t have any silly expectations of a fabricated life in the old man’s world, constructed out of dirty paper that’s just itching to catch fire.

Life isn’t complicated unless you complicate it out of fear. We have everything we’ll ever need and much more. Don’t worry about the future. You don’t need to find ‘meaning’ because we know the only meaning is the land and the sky. If you’re connected to the earth fellow gardener, the earth will reward you with prosperity. It’s been said before that what we do is god’s work, and it couldn’t be more true. Nothing is more worthy than a life spent tending the lands that give us life. We’re so well connected, the best job in the world is already ours and we don’t have to sell even a piece of our souls. We have everything. The whole universe is running through our veins.

Live, taste, wander far, observe, meet like minds to migrate with, squeeze every shape and color you can from Rome in its last days, knowing that when it’s time to break free of your chains, your true home is waiting for you, hidden in a fertile valley somewhere faraway from the city. Unlimited secrets just waiting to be unlocked from the earth, and soil spilling with delicious plants to fulfill your appetite and cure you of any ailment.

Making Sense of the New Durianrider & Freelee Raw Till 4 Branding

The famous previously-raw vegan ‘gurus’ are now telling all their followers to not eat any raw food after 4pm. Huh?

Raw Till 4 is a perfect diet for the mindless sycophants that praise their names and follow every move they make; thanking them for changing their lives yet again, when all they’ve done is come up with just another money making weight-loss fad (that doesn’t work).

Are you a lazy conformist who likes the idea of calling yourself ‘raw’ but without making any effort to actually be raw? Then this is your lucky day!

Durian and Freelee went from promoting real, permanent health and living solutions, to realising they weren’t profitting from a wide (mainstream) enough audience, and are now instead pushing just another lose-weight-without-any-effort (other than buying into our diet and following our long list of nonsensical rules) stuff-our pockets-with-cash fad.

All these fake fucking capitalistic ‘gurus’ on youtube are a shitstain on the real, free, open and sustainable raw vegan lifestyle and they really need to stop misusing the word ‘raw’ to describe their money making schemes. They care little about health, about sustainability or permanent solutions for taking humanity to a better future. All they seem to want is to sell you their new flimflam products (diet) and whatever associated merchandise and services they come out with in the future to cash in on it.

These two, in particular, were shouting from the rooftops that eating raw vegan was the only way to be the ultimate athlete, for years they insisted that eating cooked food would make you weak and that low fat raw vegan athletes will always be able to endure further, build better muscle and be healthier. Now they’re saying that being raw vegan makes you too lean. Open your eyes, 30bad groupies, they’re just children, like all of us.

You don’t need ‘gurus’ to tell you how to be healthy. They’re just regular people with loud mouths and business acumen. Use common sense; health is natural. Just be a human.


Simple Living: Directing Rainfall, Eating Mallow Wheels & Making Shade

February – March 2014

Plants: Mallow, Sea Buckthorne, Sapodilla, Blackcurrant, Gooseberry.

Creatures: Utah the Doggle (a peculiar cross between a dog and a fraggle)